The pirate takeover of Acumen Law Corporation’s website sets sail with this guide on what to do if you get an I.R.P.
If you set sail off the Barnacle Coast (B.C.), the Royal Navy could give you an I Arrr P (Immediate Riverside Prohibition/I.R.P.).
Maraudin’ Mary Maritime and Impaired Pete the Pirate give some helpful legal advice on what to do if you end up with an I.R.P.